• Lawnmowitis Effectively Shuts Down Bobbington 19

    Lawmowitis Effectively Shuts Down Region of Bobbington

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – Effective Immediately, the State of Bobbington has curtailed all activities in the Lower Back community of Lumbar due the first case of Lawnmowitis this year. Lawnmowitis is a serious condition related to aging hotshots thinking they can just muscle through that overgrown lawn patch on a precarious upslope while wearing questionable footware. Today’s ground Zero event…